wand Share definition Flag A guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metrosexual. Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure. Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand! wand by jayp11 August 14, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the wand mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch