eloser 

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

eloser by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

eLoser 

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

eLoser by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008

Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Elotero 

A person who sells corn in plastic glasses or on the cob, usually with more ingredients such as mayonnaise, cheese, lemon, salt and / or chili.

These people are common in Hispanic countries and are usually found in the streets by the afternoon or squares during an event.

Also is derived from the word "elote" wich is another way to call corn in Spanish.

"I want an elote" said Veronica to John. "Well, let's go to the elotero in the next street"

Elotero by Sir Red March 31, 2020

Egoserf

A person who is a slave to their egos, i.e. someone who is constantly checking Google for references to themselves. A derivative of the verb "to ego surf"

Hey, look, I found another interesting anecdote about my blog online!

Feh ... you're such an egoserf.

Egoserf by OregonBluejay April 18, 2008

Emoser

A person that wants very badly to be EMO, but is totally not. Therefore they are a wannabe EMO poser. An Emoser if you will.

Jayleen is starting to act like an Emoser.

Emoser by Jerickson March 12, 2009

elserder 

an old closeted gay guy

I've heard Jim's grandpa is an elserder. Jim caught him watching gay porn the other day.

elserder by anonymous December 7, 2020