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Mr. Wood 

Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe

mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.

they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
Wow. that was so amazing, you have to be a Mr. Wood!
Mr. Wood by scitechians August 5, 2008
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A creepy hoe (that is probably your science teacher) and stares at girls (probably named kahina) and gets boners from talking to little boys named Jay
kahina: walks into science
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*
Mr wood by a hoes mad June 15, 2019
tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.
“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

Elegant even.”
Mr Wood by dilf_lover December 5, 2021
mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.
wow! thats mr wood! what a knob
Mr wood by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018
A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
Hey did you see him over there
Hell yeah he was hot
Must have been mr wood
Mr wood by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.
mr wood is so hot
Mr Wood by dilf_lover November 24, 2021

mr ando of the woods 

Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!