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noun: The meaty flaps of a vagina muff that form two healthy chicken cutlets laid side by side. Texture and color may vary from cutlet to cutlet, but thickness and pulpness should reign to be considered an "acceptable" cutlets by a member of the Brooklyn Union 69.

Some cutlets with stubble will appear as breaded chicken cutlets. Add marinara sauce and mozz, a nice glass of chianti, and you are ready to chow down. Yummy yum-yum.
Maria's cutlets were so fuckin' meaty that I needed a loaf of bread to sop up all the juice when I went down on that thick trench. Uuuuuuuuuu-fa!
cutlets by ShemShem July 30, 2008
Indian insult / term of endearment similar to wanker.
That little cutlet Kumar forgot again (cutlets)
cutlets by Scooot April 6, 2017

Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.
I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.
Tender Cutlets by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

chicken cutlets 

An adhesive bra or brassiere; specifically a spongy supportive material backed with adhesive without straps that a young lady applies to the bust to acheive the svelte look of going "commando". Such application avoids the unseemly bra lines that ruin so many bangin' dresses.

The name is directly derived from the bra's uncanny likeness to a pair of cup-like chicken cutlets.
Cass: Oh damn! My chicken cutlets have slipped again...
Rob: Your poultry is losing traction?
Cass: No Rob! My adhesive bra substitutes!

everyone enjoys hearty laugh
chicken cutlets by Rob Ryan October 9, 2006

butt cutlets 

A slice of a butt, likely from an animal
John went into the butchers and asked for some Cat 'Butt Cutlets'
butt cutlets by WuddaWhist February 9, 2009

veal cutlets 

"Yo, that bitch had thick veal cutlets!!"
veal cutlets by execchef December 25, 2008