When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

ass hammered by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

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bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

bag of hammered assholes by Mumbls December 3, 2024

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Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

Asshole Hammered by Howie16 December 16, 2010

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hammeredassblackedoutdrunk

the drunkest you have every been and do not remember anything for the next 2 days.

Dude I was so hammeredassblackedoutdrunk last night I don't remember anything.

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk by Joshua Gerrard August 22, 2007

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