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John: Its raining cats and dogs outside
jack: Its sheater again
John: Yes
Sheater by Cat of shadows June 29, 2021
My neighbour Novak is a complete Sheater.
Sheater by An Albanian May 14, 2022

Sweater dumplings 

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.
She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.
Sweater dumplings by DrCPA December 26, 2019

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019