nooben 

An expearianced person who disguises himself as a noob just to have some funn.

(the nooben)hey noob yea yoy im talking to you
(the noob)wtf your a f**king noob
(the nooben)^o^ awsome i got him to say im a noob

nooben by Jeffrey C. Layne May 9, 2008

Nooben Booben 

A term used to describe girls with cup sizes of B or smaller

That girl with a cups is nooben booben.

Nooben Booben by ledlebrgr October 5, 2017

Das Nooben

A term used in anger to yell at a noob for doing something distasteful. Usually used when Hitler Rageing, due to its Germanic sound. Also a crafty way to avoid conforming to the general population of people who overuse noob.

Online Video gamer: *obviously losing* Das Nooben, I Sheizen un der facen! Das Cheapen moves shall be un END!

Friend: STOP WITH THE DAMN Hitler Rage!

Das Nooben by Johnnyctant December 14, 2010

nooberdouche 

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Flubber Noogen 

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking

Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

Flubber Noogen by The Original Kweej December 1, 2016

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010

Baeyg Noibend! 

Noun, A statement to be proudly exclaimed when engaging in coitus, when it is evident the recipent of one's cock has never taken one of equivalent size.

You ever had a cock before?" "No" "Liar, you've had a few in there, maybe not this big though... Baeyg Noibend!"

Baeyg Noibend! by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017