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a mincer is a man who likes nothing better than putting his feet up on a sunday afternoon while some bloke sits on his cock
Dude did you notice how ryan always likes to bare his arse to blokes? I reckon he's a grade A mincer.
mincer by Mu Lin November 14, 2004
Acting like a total bender 100% of the time.
Hosker always wore tights under his jeans, he's a total mincer.
mincer by abcde12345 December 28, 2005
A man who behaves in an extremely effeminate manner all the time whilst refusing to accept that they look in any way camp.
You know that Chris Allen? What a terrible mincer he is....

I know, minces around like he's constantly on the Bourneville Boulevarde and claims it's his natural gait. What a mincer.
Mincer by JimtheBullet April 30, 2008
a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.
"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"
mincer by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003
Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!
Mincer by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
Someone who can turn even the tinyest of tasks into a full scale military operation.

Someone who makes a mountain out of a mole hill.
Michael Lasseter
mincer by Greg Rusedski July 27, 2003