twoo

a dead lizard my friend and i found at the park.

You: Long live Twoo!
Your Friend: What the...

twoo by SunnyRainbow 7 May 20, 2019

twootch

when a person winks their asshole at you.

It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.

twootch by Globfather November 1, 2008

Twool 

An insult for a person. It is a combination of the terms twit and tool. To be used for someone who fits both terms.

What are you doing? You're such a twool.

Twool by OnyxPhoenix August 20, 2019

twootle 

twootle is a hot guy on discord that everyone loves.

twootle just walked into this discord server and everyone is already drooling

twootle by ImDaRealOne February 22, 2021

twoop 

To twitter while pooping.

Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.

twoop by TQuizzle April 6, 2009

twooping 

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009

twool 

"twitter tool." Term used to describe annoying people who use Twitter mainly for marketing purposes or for spamming others with links to their own products/services. See webcock.

It was unintentionally coined by Guy Kawasaki on a blog post titled "How to Use Twitter as a Twool," where he outlined the steps for using Twitter to market your own stuff. People who follow this advice will think they're using "Twitter as a tool" (a twool) when in fact they have become twools themselves.

"Ugh. All this guy does on Twitter is pimp his SEO business. What a twool. UNFOLLOW"

twool by Rafi Torres December 16, 2008