teonie 

Shrek looking creature that preys on 0-5 year old boys and girls

Omg f**k you teonie

teonie by Mehggg February 22, 2018

Teonie 

A beautiful independent little bitch, who is A1 at brain, can make you fall in love

Omg Teonie I’m in love with your brain

Teonie by Kmttt March 1, 2018

Teonie Hares-balek 

Teonie Hares-Balek is a word that is used to describe a person who eats yogurt in school. It can also mean someone who does karate when seeing a harmless bee.

Oh! Look, it's a Teonie Hares-Balek!
*person eating yogurt*
<3

Teonie Hares-balek by MST<3 October 7, 2021

Teonnie 

Teonnie is the mean girl who has a anger control problem. But actually, she’s just outgoing, smart, fun to be around and just has a lot of laughs. If she’s mean to you, it’s most likely she’s flirting with you. She’s loyal to those she loves and never takes anyone for granted. A Teonnie would make a good friend or girlfriend. You should get you a Teonnie!

Was Teonnie being mean to you earlier?

Your so lucky she probably likes you!!

Teonnie by Tnote March 19, 2018

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

hot toonie by Raging Roger August 27, 2017

MCR teenie 

An MCR teenie is a person (girl or boy) who just likes the band for their popular songs like, Welcome To The Black Parade, Helena, Ghost Of You and I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They do NOT know the other songs and will become confused if they are asked about the first CD, BULLETS. Most teenies started around when REVENGE came out. Sadly, they have increased due to the release of The Black Parade. MCR teenies have therefore increased greatly. Most of them are also 'over night emos' and swear to know all about the band, while only know Gerard Way and 'his kid brother'. They have limited knowledge of Life On The Murder Scene and MCR's first demo.
Pretty much, a normal teenie. Just a bazillion times worse.

Fan: *playing MCR CD.*
MCR teenie: *overhears* OMG is that Helena?!
Fan: Yeah.... >->...
MCR teenie: *sings along*
*song ends, Give 'Em Hell Kid comes on *
MCR teenie: HEY! PUT MCR BACK ON!!!
Fan: *faceplam*

MCR teenie by Jaymiee June 12, 2008

Toonie Drop

Putting a 2 dollar Canadian coin (Toonie) in your lips and lay down on stage at a strip club, so the girl will shake here goods in your face.

Mike was a mad man at the strip club last night, I've never seen anyone spend so much on Toonie Drop's.

Toonie Drop by Toonie King October 19, 2009