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methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.
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methshine 

The Glorious concoction you make when brewing moonshine and cooking Crystal meth, then mix them together.
Did you put Methshine in bobby's bottle?
methshine by Delta Kilo Haze September 10, 2015

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.
While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

metahipster 

A subgenre of hipster that constantly satirizes stereotypical hipster behavior. Completely incomprehensible to normal people, irritating and awkward to normal hipsters. Can be genuine, trolls, or both.
Hipster: "Hey, Animal Collective is having a free concert in the city tomorrow. Do you want to--"
Metahipster: "--I can't go. I'm getting my mop-top done in the morning and are taking an evening shift at the Marxist bookstore to help pay for these pants that I definitely got at a thrift shop and not Uniqlo."
Hipster: "Um... wait, what?"
metahipster by mhipsterdom September 2, 2010

Methanie 

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD
Methanie by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019

methanic 

When someone was born farting, they are methanic.
"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.
methanic by SFS2000 February 24, 2011