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urineblast 

Urineblast : when one has to urinate so badly, ( usually upon arising in the morning ) the resultant stream produced has an explosion-like effect.
I got up this morning and went to the bathroom to urinate. My urineblast punched a hole through the toilet bowl.
urineblast by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

urinepenis 

Plain and simple: a peacock.
"Pea" sounds like, "pee" and, "cock" is self-explanatory.
Didja hear that the zoo has a new urinepenis on display?
urinepenis by Telephony December 11, 2020

Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
Urine Potato by Telephony January 3, 2013

urine balls 

That nasty collection of plastic balls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. Those balls aren't wet because it rained, it's because some kid peed in the play structure.
Child: “Mom, can I go play? I’m done with my happy meal.”
Mom: “Yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine balls.”
urine balls by workinglate February 8, 2007

urinehead 

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.
{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!
urinehead by Telephony April 9, 2013

urinesque 

Adjective.
Having qualities associated with urine, such as color, temperature, pH, osmolarity, etc.
That cocktail was delicious, until I looked down and noticed the color was truly urinesque - at which point I decided to call it a night.
urinesque by PenguinProf July 23, 2017