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Seattle Mariners 

The Cleveland Browns of baseball.
When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.

Seattle Mariners 

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.
1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

Seattle Mariners 

Refer to definition of disappointment... Go Yankees
Go see a Seattle Mariners game for a disappointment

Seattle Mariners Fan 

I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.
Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026