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prop. n.; a lake in Hungary. Usually referred to as "the crown jewel of Europe". Tourists from around the world flock to the shores of the Balaton in order to enjoy fine wine, fine eats, and fine women. The single most relaxing location in the visible universe.
Guido took his family to the French Riviera, only to regret it terribly and wish he had gone to the Balaton instead.
Balaton by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011
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(v) when you perform the helicopter with your girlfriend ON a helicopter while also recieving oral from several fine hunnies. Note: If the girl you are helicopter-ing is not your OFFICIAL significant other, the term 'balton' cannot be used. This is especially applicable if your girlfriend is also your sister.
stefan: oh my god, dude. Did you see The Town last night?
bob: no man, I was--OH SHIT!! LOOK AT THAT DUDE GETTING BALTONED OVER THERE!
stefan: harrrrrdcooooorrrreeeeeeee
balton by SUPERBLACKDICK9000 November 4, 2010
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Used as a replacement for any word in a sentence; similar to the use of the word "smurf" within a sentence.
I feel balatos; where the balatos are you going; i hurt my balatos
balatos by Marcus Balatos December 24, 2012

Balltonomous 

It's totally an adjective to elegantly describe a nice round object with upmost admiration & respect.
~DarkAndersonEX
Person 1: Hey that's a pretty round ball
Person 2: Do you mean a balltonomous ball?
Person 1: Yeah, that!
Balltonomous by Asami Salami November 16, 2017

Balatengga 

To maliciously steal an object, due to ill-will, with the use of force, stealth or machinations.
Pare, nabalatengga mga campaign posters natin kagabi ng kabilang kandidato.
Balatengga by Tautners April 14, 2009

Algrei Gabrielle Baliton 

Algrei Gabrielle Baliton:

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller
Algrei Gabrielle Baliton is a basketball player.
A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Blaton's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Blaton's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Blaton's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. Very nice booty.
Girl: I wish I had a blaton