Arthuritus
Arthuritus by bob March 23, 2005
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Arthuritus
When something particularily ugly, fat, cocky and stupid(usually by the name of Arthur) inflicts his extreme gayness on you, and your infected for life!
Symtoms: severe headaches, which may lead to brain hemerages and heart problems, and excessive puking in his general direction because your eyes are sick of seeing his fat ugly fucking self.
Prognosis: there is no known cure to Arthuritus. Severe brain damage, loss of eyesight, and excessive puking till your teeeth rott are very comon problems. Eventually, all patients die a slow, and very painful death...often complaining of hallucinations and seeing green fat llama blobs before death. many patients that realize they have this nasty disease...kill themselves on the spot as they want to go out with some type of dignity.
Symtoms: severe headaches, which may lead to brain hemerages and heart problems, and excessive puking in his general direction because your eyes are sick of seeing his fat ugly fucking self.
Prognosis: there is no known cure to Arthuritus. Severe brain damage, loss of eyesight, and excessive puking till your teeeth rott are very comon problems. Eventually, all patients die a slow, and very painful death...often complaining of hallucinations and seeing green fat llama blobs before death. many patients that realize they have this nasty disease...kill themselves on the spot as they want to go out with some type of dignity.
Arthuritus by ? November 29, 2004
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J.Arthuritis
Acute stiffness of the wrist caused by excessive self-discipline.
From the cockney rhyming slang for wank -' J.Arthur Rank'
From the cockney rhyming slang for wank -' J.Arthur Rank'
Billy has to drink wine nowadays because his wrist won't take the weight of a pint glass. It's the worst case of J.Arthuritis I've seen
J.Arthuritis by gavos August 12, 2010
Rheumatoid arthritis
This is a horrible autoimmune disease. It mostly effects joint, but can effect other organs. The disease usually begins gradually with fatigue, morning stiffness (lasting more than one hour), widespread muscle aches, loss of appetite, and weakness. Eventually, joint pain appears. When the joint is not used for a while, it can become warm, tender, and stiff. When the lining of the joint (synovium) becomes inflamed, it gives off more fluid and the joint becomes swollen. Joint pain is often felt on both sides of the body, and may effect the wrist, knees, elbows, fingers, toes, ankle or neck.
Rheumatoid arthritis by Metalgirl119 December 9, 2008
Acute Urate Related Arthritis
A medically diagnosable condition that occurs when a student is asked a question in an exam on a topic that doesn't actually exist.
"I googled that question from the exam yesterday and it came up with no results. That gave me a serious case of acute urate related arthritis"
Acute Urate Related Arthritis by Dwight A June 17, 2013
Arthritis
Arthritis is the breakdown of tissue inside the joints. It can cause pain, inflammation, restricted movement of the area and an apparent weakness within the joints affected. Arthritis is very common in the UK, affecting around 10 million people of all ages.
There are two main types of Arthritis: Osteoarthritis and Rheumatoid Arthritis. When it comes to older people, the most common type of arthritis is osteoarthritis. This is caused by wear and tear; the older we are the more we have used our joints through our lifetimes. Around eight million people in the UK are affected by this type of arthritis.
Symptoms of arthritis include:
Joint pain, tenderness and stiffness.
Restricted movement of joints.
Inflammation in and around the joints.
Unfortunately, there is currently no cure for the illness but there are treatments available such as painkillers and corticosteroids, which can help slow down the condition.
There are two main types of Arthritis: Osteoarthritis and Rheumatoid Arthritis. When it comes to older people, the most common type of arthritis is osteoarthritis. This is caused by wear and tear; the older we are the more we have used our joints through our lifetimes. Around eight million people in the UK are affected by this type of arthritis.
Symptoms of arthritis include:
Joint pain, tenderness and stiffness.
Restricted movement of joints.
Inflammation in and around the joints.
Unfortunately, there is currently no cure for the illness but there are treatments available such as painkillers and corticosteroids, which can help slow down the condition.
Arthritis by beny325893276 June 17, 2019
rackatoid arthritis
Rackatoid Arthritis is a chronic disease affecting woman mainly characterized by inflammation of the lining of lumbar, hip, and knee joints due to, among other reasons, the repetitive stress on the body associated with munificent natural or artificial breasts. It is closely related to the syndrome affecting overweight males known as Bitchtitoid Arthritis. Sometimes Rackatoid Arthritis can arise from the rapid denigration of spine curvature (see Splendidbreastosis).
While Mary's magnanimous mammaries made her the focal point of teen attention during her cheerleading tenure, in later years she regrettably suffered terribly first with Splendidbreastosis, and subsequently with Rackatoid Arthritis which effectively brought an end to, among other things, her scantily clad pogo stick videos which enjoyed a burgeoning audience on YouTube.
rackatoid arthritis by 1atom12 September 19, 2009