alpacalypse
alpacalypse by Crawsomi May 2, 2010
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Alpacalypse
Al-pak-uh-lips
An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.
An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.
1- "This has been a really awful day."
" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."
" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."
Alpacalypse by Murf The Alpaca Raiser December 12, 2011
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Colonic Apocalypse
1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.
2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
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Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Mike: "Should I call 911?"
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Porn Apocalypse
A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.
Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Fear the porn apocalypse.
Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.
It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.
It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
Porn Apocalypse by Fore-Site August 22, 2011
cannibal apocalypse
cannibal apocalypse
an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
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cannibal apocalypse by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012