pluscuam 

1. A decent, but not necessarily large, amount of sperm that has shot, is shooting, or may shoot an incredible distance.

2. A sperm explosion akin to that of "Freaks of Cock".

Awww shit son, that pluscuam hit the 10 foot ceiling in my bitch's room.

OR

I'll drown your sweater-stretchin titties in my pluscuam hoe.

pluscuam by Class of 2010 April 18, 2008

Pluscuamperfecto 

Pronounced (ploos-cum-perfecto)

- Verb or Verbos (if you are foreign)

1. (Spanish) When you want to indicate something that happened in the past before something else in the past happened.

2. (English or American) Something you say to another friend when you want to sound bad ass. Neither one of you will know the meaning of the word. However, if you use it in the right context it will sound impressive.

Billy: "Dude I just heard you went home with Susan last night! Did you get up in that ass or what?"

Johnny: "Hell yea, I gave the bitch the pluscuamperfecto."

Billy: "Damn dude! I don't even know what that word means but I want to give bitches that too! Your fucking awesome Johnny!"

Johnny: "No doubt."

Pluscuamperfecto by Pseudonym Will Do Just Fine October 18, 2010