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A person who always wants to play with other peoples cocks.
Kieran is a moini and always wants to play with that one guys cock.
moini by Thizzizwutitiz April 19, 2008
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pull a moini 

To complete an audacious act with the utmost confidence.
*After seeing someone budge in front of a huge line up to ask a quick question before realizing there was a line up for people to ask questions.*

Talk about pulling a moini.

*After hearing someone who has not paid for a tour guide, suggest to stand close to that guide to over hear what they are saying .*

Come on, don't pull a moini.

*After going up to someone you don't know to ask if you can try a bite of their food before realizing it may be a bit weird.*

I unintentionally pulled a moini.

Mini-mirage 

It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.
Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."
Mini-mirage by pantstore March 29, 2015

Mini-fridged 

Another word meaning you just got your ass kicked.

Based off of a old Bud-light commercial where a robot competition was taking place. The contester with a bad ass lookin’ robot goes up against a mini fridge on wheels... The guys try to grab the beer inside the mini fridge then, WHAM! A hugh jass hammer comes out from behind the mini fridge and absolutely destroys the contestants robot.
Person 1: Damn... you just mini-fridged them in that uno game
Person 2: haha get rekt

mini bear 

A small rodent like creature located in and around the Philmont Scout Ranch area that will rip your backpack, clothes, and any other item it feels like to get at food. Known for their speed and superior thinking skills when it comes to tracking down food and other smellables. You can only temporarily frighten them away, they will be back and with more numbers!
"I left some crackers in my tent last night, it is ripped to pieces because of the mini bear!
mini bear by spiced cider August 26, 2011

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.