Vortex

A vortex is when u swirl a drink around in a bottle so it comes out fast. It is like chugging but in a swirling motion

Hey mate do a vortex
*swirls bottle up to mouth*
*chuggs while swallowing*
“Chug! Chug! Chug!”
Ayyyyy lad that one was fast

by CookieMonster762 March 7, 2021

Vortex

The long known character of Vortex from “The Transformers” is often remembered for his liking of mayonnaise, his popular catchphrase heard often in his own long forgotten spinoff series “Vortex of Cybertron”, was “mAyOnNaIsE!!!”. This addictions sprang a term where transformers fans would refer to mayonnaise fans as “Vortex Boys”.

“You put so much mayonnaise on your sandwiches you vortex boy”

by xX Vortex_fan5289 Xx November 18, 2020

vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 3, 2005

Vortex

The best debater in the multiverse

Vortex is a goat

by Hashiramas cells February 19, 2021

Vortex

The best commercialized gravity bong on the market.

(stoner 1)- Dude, im tired of making gravity bongs out of 2-liter bottles
(stoner 2)- lets go get a Vortex

by Reid Patrick May 27, 2008

vortex

the euphoria state one reaches after having smoked a certain amount of marijuana, while listening to Bob Marley.

"man these shoes are like a vortex!"
-VH

by BigM43 April 12, 2008

vortex

when you're in a car (really drunk/high), you close your eyes, blast really awful music, and stick your arms out like you're flying through space.

"Dude! Turn up the Black Eyed Peas! I'm about to vortex right now!"

by AKWYLcyt May 1, 2010