numptie 

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

numptie by fgf November 14, 2003

numptie 

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

numptie by rKingie June 19, 2008

numptie 

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

numptie by kwirx November 14, 2003

numptie

A plonker... a dumb fuck that needs a boot in the royal goolies.

Oi numptie, stop those stupid questions at Bonus Bank!

numptie by Franny Casti April 30, 2026

numptyesque 

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

numptyesque by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

Numptee 

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

Numptee by Big L March 7, 2004

Numpti 

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

Numpti by Slimeburger June 22, 2008