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butt-choke 

1. noun/verb
to stick a finger in one's butt in order to induce fecal projection similar to vomit. Anal bulimia. -er someone who butt-chokes, ie: a known butt-choker

2. noun
a wide, short cigarette with a long, firm filter specially made to smoke through the anus. Scented varieties available.

3. noun/verb
a wrestling move in which the butt cheeks are used to smother the opponent until unconscious (farting before one's opponent is knocked out is a penalty)
Luke: Where did Dave go?
Chris: He ate too much bacon and cheese so now he's in the bathroom butt-choking.
Luke: Shit, I wish he would learn to do that in the toilet. It's such a pain in the ass cleaning that shit up.
Chris: Butt-choker!

Person #1: My lungs hurt from smoking so many cigarettes last night but I really want one right now.
Person #2: Want a butt-choke?
Person #1: Butt-choke? No, I only smoke those after butt-sex.

Announcer Bob: It looks like Mr. Booty-shorts and Mac are two evenly matched wrestlers.
Announcer Steve: Wait a minute, Announcer Bob, looks like Mr. BS has got Mac in the butt-choke.
Announcer Bob: You're right Steve...and he's out! I can smell it from here!
Announcer Steve: Butt-choke, Announcer Bob, butt-choke.
butt-choke by MasterDoctor March 18, 2009

butt-choke 

verb
a. to annoy; to cause frustration
b. to place hands on one's buttocks and squeeze, applying significant amount of pressure.
Rush hour traffic really butt-chokes me!
butt-choke by Elyren February 20, 2008

Flying Butt Hole Choke 

swinging your ass at a high enough velocity that your asshole will rap around an opponents head, and the anus will continue to choke the victim around the neck, until they die or attacker lets go.
Thomas was on the merry go round, when he lost his grip and Flying Butt Hole Chokes Sandy, killing her instantly..

coke butt 

a sex act wherein the man sprinkles ample amounts of cocaine on his penis, before inserting it into an anus. said cocaine will get the recipient high, and ensure a super mega boner
My wife wasn't into coke butt, but its a good thing those strippers were.
coke butt by willie fitzgerald September 11, 2006

coke butt 

when you buy a 2 litre bottle of coke and you shit is like that
you have coke butt
coke butt by CTFx July 23, 2010

Rusty coke butt 

When you put it in someone's butthole and pullout and they proceed to do a line of cocaine off of your shit covered dick
Guy: hey I heard you hooked up with Katie d

Me: yeah we did a rusty coke butt
Rusty coke butt by Lojoooo June 23, 2017