Matterface 

A Matterface is an ugly being who you would love to beat to an inch of his life, because his face is telling you to.

"John is such a matterface, come lets cunt him in the bastard and take his change!"

Matterface by Chris Kamara February 17, 2008

masterfece 

n. a particularly large or shapely piece of poop.

"Did you see what I dropped off earlier today? Man, I tell you what, it was a masterfece."

masterfece by gsehtpseigsh July 3, 2005

matterate 

To rate something that matters to you whether of major or minor importance

Those poptarts are so awesome, you should matterate them!

matterate by conversition March 31, 2009

matterbate 

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god

matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming

matterbate by matterbate February 23, 2014

mattaface 

White idiots that go around trying to act "ghetto"

Yo Nigg! Dat mattaface is wack!

mattaface by ghetto fab May 8, 2003

Masterrace 

An individual that games on computers, or switched to computers as their primary gaming fix. They will normally brag about how switching to PCs has improved their lives so much, or how it is better than what console peasants have to work with. Most build their own systems, and can brag about that as well.

Man, Did you find out what those new exclusive titles for the ps4?
Jimmy: Nah, I am part of the masterrace, I got steam. I don't need it

Masterrace by Timmy_ May 13, 2018

Masterfafer 

One that fingers his anus hole for his own pleasure or for the right price

Charlie is a daily masterfafer.

Masterfafer by RoRo1234 March 3, 2008