Gedge 

(verb)
1. To cause embarrassment to oneself by continuously trying to call someone after a night out

2. To cause embarrassment to oneself by persuading someone else to call a particular person on your behalf during a night out

You wouldn't believe who did a gedge last night.

Things got a bit weird after she kept doing a gedge on me.

Gedge by MrA January 12, 2009

Gedge 

Term used by Northern English Ravers to describe perspiration that collects between the buttocks.

so much gedge - I need to get out of these pants

Gedge by closely observed trains August 18, 2010

Gedge 

A North of England word meaning an old man, fogey, bloke. The sort of chap you would see with a Woodbine out of his mouth, a crooked back and a dodgy mac.

Check out the old gedge with his flies undone!

Gedge by Mike Chapman December 4, 2003

Gedge 

Something/Someone horrible, disgusting, shit or with poor attributes.

Opposite of Dench or Peng

your feet smell well gedge

or

that bird you pulled was proper gedge

Gedge by Mista S March 18, 2012

Gedge 

To slam a door following an altercation in a relationship (usually bedroom but could be front door or other) - works best in terraced houses in northern English.

oh dear, doesn't sound like that went too well - he's Gedged the door on his way out.

Gedge by infrared13 January 13, 2010

gedge 

A universal term for punishment or annoyance

Be careful when you are crossing the street or you might get gedged.

John got gedged by his boss when he told him he had to stay a few extra hours.

gedge by Peter Barracuda April 1, 2015

Gedge 

The combined powers of both gooning and edging. Can also be used to describe homosexual men edging together.

Me and bro were gedging all night lol.
I really like to Gedge

Gedge by SmegmeSigma March 25, 2025