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Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."
Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

Mighty Mighty BossToneS 

A band that began the genre of "ska-core". Excellent band, most people just suck too much dick to realize how amazing they are, but for some reason, still rock out to Linkin Park.
All the BossToneS albums are amazing.
Mighty Mighty BossToneS by Chris November 29, 2003

the mighty mighty bosstones 

One of (if not the) greatest ska bands ever. Famous for their song "The Impression That I Get" the bosstones brought good music back to the charts. Sadly they ended their career and now radio and tv is being infested with emo, pop, and dirty rap.
The Boston based music group The Mighty Mighty Bosstones are amazing.

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”
I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

browntown 

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").
We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)
browntown by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011

Crosstown Commons 

An interchange between Interstate 35W and Minnesota State Highway 62 in Richfield, Minnesota. Traffic often backs up for several miles. Try to avoid this area in full but if you must enter it, DO IT BEFORE RUSH HOUR OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!
To bypass the crappy Crosstown Commons, use I-494 or local streets.