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An overweight and lazy compulsive masturbator with little or no intellectual ability and lacking the communicative skills of normal new-borns. Often seen with spiders/caps on their heads.
Danny: Mullan's a right Hun, isn't he?
Dave: Yes he is.
Jaymee: I agree.
Red Ranger: Definitely is.
Paddy: Affirmative
Gut: I'm overweight too...
Mullan by Dave the Great December 13, 2004
A person of which everyone, and i mean everyone, dipises, not because of thier bad nature but becuase they are very, very fat.
"Oh my god that mullan is blocking my view."
"your view of what?"
"Every thing!"
Mullan by Willy Ed February 3, 2008
Pubic hair of a female growing inside the of cliterous.
Example 1:
Joe: Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night?
Luke: Yeah, I did, but i went down on her and she had a nasty mullan!!!
Joe: Thats fucking nast!!
Mullan by Shiashashisha April 26, 2009

Mullan-Surprise 

You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome!
"I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"

"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"
Mullan-Surprise by Herd-Mizzack December 23, 2006

Jade Mullan 

Jade Mullan is like most girls...a hure. She will steal your man and possibly your girl too. If Jade Mullan is near make sure to hide your partner she will take even if she already had 10 of them.
That girl Jade Mullan is a real hure.

Simon Mullan

"Simon mullan lost his leg in the war but he was so well hung he could stand to attention very time."