Janged

1. To bring the conversation to a perverted place there for bringing it to a halt.

2. A level of inebriation so intense as to annoy all those around you.

3. To fail with the opposite sex with an extreme intesisty.

He really janged up that conversation

He's really janged up tonight.

Janged by BigJo November 21, 2014

Janged

Currently in 2019 “Janged” is a relatively new term was first seen in the smoky THC soaked air of Dunedin, a capitol of weed in the South Island of New Zealand. “Janged” indicates the extent to which one is feeling the sedative effects of THC, a psychoactive substance that is found in the ‘Cannabis Sativa’ plant. An individual can become “Janged” once a suitable quantity of THC has been consumed to reach an individual’s “Janged” level of intoxication. This threshold is not predisposed, yet it is left to any individual’s discretion. One can determine if they are in fact currently “Janged” if they are feeling any of the following possible symptoms: euphoria, mild hallucinations, sensory hyper stimulus, increased enjoyment of music, ravaging hunger.

Yeah man, I just sank a fat blunt and now I’m Janged asf.

Hey look! Abigail ate my weed brownie and now she’s Janged.

Janged by YKG J June 6, 2019

janged

when someone wrongs you, lies to you, or screws up and you clean up the mess.

"I got 'janged' having to clean up the mess that guy left behind"

janged by JO JO MAMA December 23, 2007

janged on 

1. To get fucking owned.
2. One that gets came on.
3. Joey

-I just owned you with the shotty!
-So..
-You just got janged on nigga!

janged on by Not Joey October 28, 2007

Kim Jonged

1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.

3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.

"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"

"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"

Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017

jagged little pill 

-"Jagged Little Pill" is a phrase coined by Canadian Rock music singer Alanis Morissette, meaning "a hard pill to swallow", a truth that is mentally difficult to accept.

The fact that she had left him forever was a jagged little pill to swallow.

jagged little pill by Alpha Dawg 2 percenter May 3, 2016

jenged 

A word with origins from the valleys of Balgowan South Africa. Which means one who very muscular. This word is usually associated with gym strength and how ones body looks. For example a moderatly buff boy that has defined mussuls can be called jenged at the same time as a bulky boy who isn't as defined.

The guy just benched 200kg. He is too jenged for us.

jenged by master Bootch September 16, 2013