ass tool 

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.

ass tool by M__ May 12, 2008

ass tool  

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"

ass tool by MarkRo July 27, 2008

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick 

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 6, 2003

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick 

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003