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A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
twinkie by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
A woman that allows a man to cum inside of her. Essentially, turning her into a delicious cream-filled pastry.
Twinkie by TheTwinkieMaster March 13, 2017
a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
twinkie by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004
the act of filling the girls anus, vagina, and mouth with semen
"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"

- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"
twinkie by cloud93 November 15, 2013
Noun: someone who is asian that acts more like a white person than an asian person
Man, that asian is supposed to be smart,what a twinkie.
twinkie by Angdydrew March 16, 2005
American Gay Term: Refers to a young pretty gay boy that is very fun to look at, play with, filled with white creme but has no nutritional (intellectual) value whatsoever. Twinks are usually referred to by older men. Has a mixed intent, can be meant negativaly as in "Damn twinks dont have the sence god gave a rock" or positivly "Man that twink is hot, wish he'd come over and __________!"
I see Mark is dating a Twinkie again... wonder how long that's going to last?
twinkie by Rick Cramer May 19, 2006