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Shitting bricks 

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.

shitting bricks 

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something
i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks
shitting bricks by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010

Shitting bricks 

To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something
I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things
Shitting bricks by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

shitting bricks 

The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.
He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.
shitting bricks by Boc2 December 3, 2007

shitting bricks 

shitting bricks is when you are literally shitting bricks. it hurts so bad and its so hard to get out
man, my asshole is bleeding because i was shitting bricks. it hurt so fucking bad

Shitting Bricks 

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...
I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks
Shitting Bricks by NotRobert July 10, 2009