pac-man
A yellow pizza missing one slice. He apparently has no eyes, lives in the 2nd dimension, has a wife that wears lipstick and a bow, and has a child that wears a beanie. He eats pellets and runs from ghosts. On lucky days, he eats pellets that enable him to devour those same ghosts. Occasionally, he eats fruits...or pretzels.
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