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Mayodenoche

A man once trusted a YouTube video to say mayonnaise correctly... it did not.
Man: "Now I would trust him to say Mayonnaise"
Video: "Mayodenoche"
Man: "WHAAAAAA"
Mayodenoche by Tight Buns April 6, 2023
Related Words

Mayodium 

Contempt white people feel for other white people who demonstrate problematic thoughts and actions that are typically associated with white people (usually men).
The mayodium I feel from backlash against inclusion in Lord of the Rings is unparalleled.
Mayodium by AncientSpice February 13, 2022

MayoDuhy 

A Very soggy tarp aka penis
Bro you got a MayoDuhy
MayoDuhy by SkinBoys January 31, 2019

madison/mayodan 

Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains in Rockingham County, NC, there are two towns that are intertwined more than the gene pool of most of the residents. To say the least, there is a white trash problem there.

There are two things to do for fun: play everyone's favorite guessing game "meth heads or hillbillies" or join the locals on the football field at McMichael High School with a beer cooler and watch mobile homes go up and down US 220. "Oh shit, here comes a double wide, someone won the lottery!"

A trip to Walmart is a quick reminder that you won the genetic lottery. If you are wearing a collared shirt and decent jeans, I promise you're seriously overdressed. Not to mention random mid 90s F350s hitting the light poles in the parking lot. Just be sure to not step on a heroin syringe.

If you're going on a test drive in a Jaguar or BMW from the local dealership, make sure the dealer plate is on the back bumper, because local PD will stop you for driving while black. It's a much more serious problem than the drug epidemic that runs rampant.

Lastly, if you intend to drop out of McMichael High School, it's mandatory that you have to have at least 3 kids or 2 and they're a product of incest.
Madison/Mayodan, what's the difference? You better watch your mouth boy if you know what's good for you
Absolutely fabulous, amazing. Usually referring to fashion or beauty.
Did you see Adriana Lima in the new catalog? That bathing suit was mayzon.
Mayzon by Dungeoness October 23, 2011
The act in which one sucks sloppily and loudly on another's floppy, non-erect penis and finishes before the receiver finishes.
Person 1: "Hey what did you get last night?"

Person 2: "It was going well but then she mayod me and fell asleep"
Mayod by Bois y lads July 27, 2017