sellibate

A variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.

What's wrong with Jim? Why are his numbers so low?.. We think it's because he may be sellibate.

sellibate by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

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Smellibrate

Smelling a delightful odor, recognizing that the odor is a delicious meal being cooked, and becoming happy and excited, celebrating that you get to enjoy this meal.

Sweet! We gotta smellibrate!

Smellibrate by HappyPantsMcFlabberPoodle June 9, 2010

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sellibate • Selfibate • Selibate • salibate • Selebate • sellibutt • Shellinate • Smellibrate • smellinate

salibate

Using the saliva to masturbate esp. when enticed by rich or decadent food items.

When Fatam saw that the paczki were filled with fudge and butter, he began to salibate vigorously.

salibate by Maxpower929 September 7, 2016

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sellibutt

Not to be confused with its similar-sounding-but-complete-180-degree-opposite-meaning word, this refers to the act of "peddling your a**" in the hopes of finding one or more willing :buyers".

As a young teenage boy, I was told by my local clergy that if I remained "celibate", I would be "chased" (by girls, I assumed). This never happened, of course --- quite the opposite, in fact --- I suffered extreme boredom and loneliness throughout my teenage years! Most of the local adolescents shunned me, and parents of cute girls never showed me any additional trust over other guys when deciding whether or not to allow me to date their daughters, and so I never got any "additional" dates as a result of my being so "pure and innocent". And all I ever got from the local "sellibutt" chicks was sniffy avoidance and eye-rolling ridicule for my "being such a prude" when I politely declined their repeated offers of sex. I coulda had so much fun all during that time if I'd merely said, "Yes, please --- thank you!" on those occasions.

sellibutt by QuacksO July 3, 2019