platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"

platypuss by Jon April 7, 2005

platypuss

noun. Said of a fugly, fucked up looking person who is to cover their face permanently if possible.

Justin: Maybe you should ask her out!
Seantel: Ishu crazy??? She a platypuss!
Justin: I kno...bet she put out easy.

Sarah Silverman is such a platypuss!

platypuss by xndrso November 28, 2007

Platypuss

A slang term for a woman with so much botox in her lips that they think having a ducks bill is like having a second vagina.

That botox clinic is a real Platypuss factory.

Platypuss by Hjk996 September 21, 2018

platypuss ballslap 

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

platypuss ballslap by fookmoose October 25, 2007

perry the platypus 

a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.

guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”

perry the platypus by my daddy has long legs March 22, 2020

platypustime

(1) Any time that is excessively strange, a.k.a resembling a platypus.
(2) Time for a huge amount of awesomeness.

1. Paul: "Whoa, dude, what just happened? I'm so confused."

Luke: "This is some serious platypustime."

2. "YEAH! It's platypustime!"

platypustime by platypusbiscuit April 12, 2010

perry the platypus 

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da

Curse you perry the platypus!!!

perry the platypus by supaninja123456789 September 25, 2011