flu 

a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the WORST headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. And this lasts about a week.

Why weren't you in school last week?
-Oh, I had the flu.

flu by ihatehavingtheflu July 30, 2009

Flu 

-Also shorthand for 'Influenza'.

Damn. I've got the flu again.

Flu by victorhadin December 7, 2003

flu 

Blood gang Word for the color Blue

hey! why you got all that flu on in my hood.

flu by malice mam July 30, 2003

flu 

influenza (almost standard English)

Ugh, I feel so sick. I think it must be the flu.

flu by The Return of Light Joker October 11, 2007

flu 

The flu is like being bulmic with out a chose

you wake up and eat what ever you want cause you know with in an hours time your gona puke it back up because you are sick with the flu

flu by heather2010 April 21, 2006

Flu 

When something is so sick (see the definition of sick) that the next level of sick is FLU.

Yo, the 24s on that truck is FLU..

Flu by MBEZ July 17, 2007

flu 

1. a bad lu
2. derogatory/slang for an obnoxious, self-centered jerk
3. oftentimes used as a bargaining chip to get girlfriends and boyfriends to act right and fly straight.

Tali Pola Kritzer of Farmington Hills, Michigan when she is awake can be a flu sometimes.

flu by kevin bulger May 25, 2004