spudgit

When you jack-off in the bathroom at a party or event with lots of people outside and get spoodge all over your hand... then... run out and slap a guy in the face and yell..."SPUDGIT"
hint:(You have to slap him so hard he doesnt realize he has sperm on his face for at least 2 seconds)

This technique works REALLY well if your ex shows up with some new guy... give that guy a spudgit and teach both him and her a lesson.

by 455manxxx September 25, 2007

Spuditity

Throwing the wrong thing away, then realizing your dumb ass needed it.

I am looking for a the drum that would fit the Scout Dana 44, as in a moment of spuditity I threw away the wrong drum!!

by izanuff February 2, 2009

spudgie

the exact opposite of a wedgie.

spudgie is formed when someones trousers hang down at the back exposing way too much bottom..

by mowgli-nova October 24, 2009

spudget

a spudget is when you're an/or acting like a nugget and a spud mixed in one.
or
you are a nugget but however look like a potato.

goddam this idiot if a spudget.
"Tiffiny was acting like a weirdo today." "Nah fam she was acting like a spudget."

by @potatolife September 25, 2017

Spudging

The act of gently nudging someone out of the way with an erect penis.

“Garry was spudging his way through the crowded carriage to the door.”

by The Second King of Prawns July 3, 2020

spidgit

Spongebob Midgit, from that one episode if spongebob.

"You guys see that Spidgit in that one Spongebob episode?"

"Mf what?"

by AdamShaboofaSwingaDingaling August 10, 2024

Spidgit

That one SpongeBob Midgit from that one episode.

"Y'all see that Spidgit in the new SpongeBob Episode?"

"Yeah, ain't he a freaky lil dude."

by AdamShaboofaSwingaDingaling August 10, 2024