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Objective Morality Syndrome

A serious mental illness characterized by someone thinking that their opinions are solid fact and are intrinsically true. People with OMS tend to be very closed minded, who can't think for themselves, and often resort to the easiest line of thinking possible so that their tiny little brains can comprehend it.

Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.

You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.

Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans
Person with OMS: "Pornstars are whores, they should be ashamed of themselves for doing what they do!"

A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"
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subjectively objective 

When you pose a statement as an opinion, but you know it's absolutely a fact
Subject 1: We've been going to Five Guys all month, let's do Wendy's for once.
Subject 2: We can't, because Five Guys is the only correct option, but that's just my subjectively objective opinion.

Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.
"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

Play the Objective 

Term used in video games, almost always in the first/third person shooter genres. 'Play the objective' means, in an objective-based game type, (where the winning condition will be achieving said objective instead of accumulating sufficient kills) focusing on accomplishing the objective, instead of "K/D Whoring," or focusing on having as large of a Kill/Death ratio as possible by the end of the game.
Alan: Hey man, why don't we go play some multi-flag in Halo?

Bob: That depends. Are you gonna be a K/D whore again, or play the objective?

Alan: What does that mean?

Bob: The first one means that you're playing for yourself. The second one means that you're playing for your team.

Alan: Uh...Can I do both?
Play the Objective by ForTheEvulz October 15, 2010

objective 

An opinion or perception based solely on factual or conditional information, untainted and without distortion by personal feelings, interpretations, or prejudices. All bets are off when it comes to your subjective opinion, there are no rules and restriction. This perception of possibly the same situation, etc. is likely formed by experiences, cultural influences, and possibly even prejudicial beliefs.
The daily paper strives to report an objective, unbiased view of events. Where as in the opinion section the authors can use their opinions and biases to present the same events.
objective by Mehran Moghtader April 23, 2006

objectively attractive 

Used when someone is so hot, only someone with a visual impairment would not find them attractive. The person's hottness goes beyond the traditional subjective nature of beauty, and are scientifically proven to be hot
1)Scarlet Johansson and David Boreanaz are objectively attractive.

2) Pete says "I am not sure Scarjo is that hot"
Tom responds, "Are you fucking blind?! That chick is objectively attractive! How could you say otherwise?"

Dream Objective Walker 

A person or person(s) in the act of dream objective walking. In the act of implementing his or her life's goal dream objectives.

A dream talker that is deliberately energetically dream objective walking to making his or her dream talking a reality.
A dream objective walker putting his words into action.

By: JamArt (Jamera Napier and Art Blackburn Sr.,) ~Taking The Step Out
“Charles, why are you always reading a book about entrepreneurship on your lunch breaks? ’Because I am a dream objective walker’. I am taking the steps to learn how to become an entrepreneur!”