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So late that it's early

A term that you can use to know that it's time to go to bed, usually far past midnight, it is late for you, but it might be early for some other drunk idiot.
John:"Damn, I need to go to bed, it's so late that it's early."

late 360 shove-it to boneless'd 

An impressive skateboarding trick involving lateness, 360ness, shove-itness, and bonelessness. Obviously, the bonelessness part makes this extremely difficult.

Is it too late to do laundry

is it? its 2 o'clock in the mourning
its 2 in the mourning , is it too late to do laundry?

phone a mate when its late 

The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening
I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026