sheeze 

To accidently "shit" when you "sneeze." See also: shart.

Rachel was just expecting to sneeze, but when she did, she sheezed.

sheeze by kayacw September 17, 2007

Sheeze 

The act of sneezing so hard that you crap yourself

Etymology ( SHit + snEEZE)

Oh god! She just sheezed in the hot tub!

Sheeze by phoenix21888 May 1, 2011

Sheeze 

Sheeze: when you are constipated and a sneeze helps you shit.

I was really constipated but that sheeze solved that problem instantly.

Sheeze by Rozzysed August 6, 2016

Sheeze 

When your really mad and don't want to swear

Sheeze I lost my phone

Sheeze by Peppa pig March 31, 2017

sheeze 

crack cocaine

"hey crackwhore, i've got an eightball of sheeze. i might share some if you suck my dick"

sheeze by saynotocrack November 2, 2003

sheeze 

The disgusting yellow fluid that leaks from a dog's sheath, especially in the morning.

Oh gross! J-mo is getting sheeze all over the comforter!

sheeze by PKMousie July 5, 2016

Sheeze 

(n.) Cheese made from human breast milk and vaginal yeast.

He made millions off his illicit sheeze trade.

Sheeze by PixarSky June 29, 2020