lawya 

An attorney who doesn't take himself or his work too seriously. Lawyas' images and lifestyle stand in contrast to those of their stereotypical, stuffed-shirt counterparts.

Woman 1: Isn't your son an attorney?
Woman 2: He practices law, but he's more of a lawya than an attorney.

lawya by Lawya September 8, 2007

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Blues Lawyer 

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.

"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."

Blues Lawyer by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014

Amber Heard Lawyer 

Objection Hearsay.

Johnny Depp: So w-
Amber Heard Lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY!!!

Amber Heard Lawyer by Ballboi99 May 8, 2022

Lamya 

A girl who will light up your day ni matter how bad hers is going plus she is very gorgeous and beautiful she loves attention no matter what and no matter how much she's been through she will always have a smile on her face . She is very faithful and caring even though some people have turned bad on her so if you loose her then you lost it all she can be nice but mean and you never want to be on her bad side . She loves being told the truth don't ever lie to a girl like lamya cause girls like her are very awesome but hurt her and she'll forget about you like you were never there

Boy: I really need a girlfriend but like I don't know a good girl

Me: well Lamya is a really good girl and she is very faithful

Boy: she's to pretty for me
Me : trust me all she wants is to be told the truth and she'll love you

Lamya by Saidfy January 2, 2019

Lawyers, Guns and Money 

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."

"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

Lawyers, Guns and Money by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008

Lawmanated 

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.

Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"

Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013