A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.
I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!
A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.
I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!
1. "Those cookies look green spete? Yeah they're muffla mate"
2. "After about half an hour the muffla kicked in and holy fuck..."
3. "Nah I don't like smoking it. But I'll rip into the muffla"
4. "I've never laughed so much.... Gotta love the muffla!"
5. "Geez mate that muffla had stems in it"