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2006 Honda Civic 

One of Loudward's catchphrases, the other being "August 12, 2036".
Spongebob: Hi Loudward!
Loudward: 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONA CIVIC
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laptop civic 

A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.
Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!
laptop civic by therealdeemz May 30, 2021

The Civicdoza Line 

The point at which the money you have dumped into your shitty hatch back by adding stupid shit like rims, tint, spoilers and racing stickers equals the cost of a legitimatley nice car that you wouldn't have to disguise with stupid shit like rims, tint, spoilers and stickers.
Barry crossed The Civicdoza Line months ago even before he had the neon running lights installed, he knew he could have bought a Mustang, but new Mustangs had mufflers, and were not as loud as his 93 Civic.
The Civicdoza Line by Kavka June 6, 2010
A slang name used for the word "cock" invented by iraphahell and xslayder
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Cioaca by BigCioacaHaver November 1, 2020

Civic Driver 

Omfg a civic driver just blew by with his annoying ass fartcan... Where did I put my 12 gauge.
A 4 cylinder model manufactured by honda and available as a coupe, sedan, or hatchback depending on year and trim. High potential for modification, and even higher potential for retarded shitfucks to totally turn it into a rolling laughing stock. When modified by a character of taste, it can be quite a nice looking (and even fast) car.

There seem to be 3 major themes when it comes to modifiying a civic: JDM, Sleeper, and Rice. JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) characteristics include importing and installing parts from authentic JDM civics (or other japanese honda models) such as side markers, jap instrument clusters, steering wheels, and jap-spec racing wheels (spoon, mugen, 5Zigen, etc. or knockoffs (rota).

Sleeper: A car that remains mostly stock on the outside but has extensive modification to the motor such as a motor swap and a turbo or supercharger. Mild aesthetic and/or performance upgrades are generally suspension modifications (springs, shocks, adj. coilovers, sway bars, bushings, etc) brake upgrades (larger rotors, rear disks, etc), and upgraded, though still factory, alloys (Si, Integra GSR, etc).

Rice: All the rest of the fucking shit you see driving around. "Powered by honda" stickers, ugly altezza taillights, neon glow, heinous body kits (usually unpainted or primered and rarely color matched), stickers so thieves know what to steal, cheap universal mufflers welded to the stock exhaust pipe, cut springs (as opposed to aftermarket springs - you can tell if the springs are cut because the car bounces up and down while it drives on the straightest of roads), etc.

This is the best definition for a honda civic.
If I see another mexican driving a stock civic with a "powered by civic" sticker on the windshield I'm gonna shit.
Civic by eerie April 13, 2005