sex beard 

When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.

"Look at that guy's sex beard, that must tickle her fancy!"

sex beard by Mike Samson April 29, 2008

Sex Beard 

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

Sex Beard by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018

sex beard 

Facial hair grown by a man when he hits depression and gives up trying to score with the ladies of his type, and he refuses to shave until he actually does get laid. This aids in not only motivating him due to the itchiness, but also lowers his standards to pork any hoebag.

Guy1: Dude, i need to get outta this bar, my neck is itchin the hell out of me...

Guy2: no way man, there's some drunk chicks down the end of the bar. finish your PBR and head down there.

Guy1: i guess so man, they are fat, but i really need to get rid of the sex beard.

sex beard by milkacow June 18, 2008

Joy of Sex beard 

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.

Joy of Sex beard by The Guy behind The Guy May 10, 2008

beard sex

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)

Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!

beard sex by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008

Beard Sex

A term used by New Zealand and Australian cricket fans to mock Indian cricketers during cricket season. The Term is supposed to refer to a practice apparently common among men from Western India in the 18th Century where two men rub their beards together in the morning before taking water. There is apparently historial grounds for the slur: the practice was noted by Scottish proto-anthropologist William Robertson - he called it Dragooning. Is unclear how the word came into current use.

"Filthy Kumar likes a bit of beard sex/or so says hairy captain Kapi Dev!"

- An example of a popular chant/tant recorded by linguist Susan Marpo in 1983

Beard Sex by Wully Robe May 25, 2007

Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis

Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf

Bearded Sex Dwarf by CRITABABE July 12, 2015