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Anyone person who:
1. is a fog horn
2. hacks the pentagon
3. Kidnaps a married Japanese Popstar
4. Brainwashes above popstar into become his wife
5. Moves to Argentina to avoid the FBI
6. Masters DS tetris

The Weelow is a loner, who usually spends most of his day sleeping and this night awake playing a Nintendo DS or using a computer. He is a victim of the system who cannot have cats.
I pulled a Weelow last night. The flight to Argentina was killer but it was worth it because I had my Utada Weelow nest to me.
weelow by Whataboutyesterday May 21, 2007
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An asian person who happens to be very pale that they almost look white. But when you contrast them against an actual white person, there is a tint of yellow.

A conjunction of the words "Yellow" and "White".
Many wellow folks live in New York.

Hello my wellow friend
Wellow by EbonyHeart November 28, 2010
Anybody who is as stupid, or more stupid than an absent minded, half retarded, 18 year old girl.
Dude... did you hear what Marissa just said? What a freekin Wellow...
Wellow by Evil Zac December 26, 2010

Black Weedow 

A woman who hangs around people with the intent of smoking as much of their Marijuana as possible.
Hide the stuff....That Black weedow Tracy's comin over to smoke all my weed!!
A Wellow is a old banana that just should not be there
u like when they are green, yellow or wellow?
Wellow by MeowMix2221 September 4, 2013
A run of the mill family who like to live perfectly even though the dad is having an affiar and the mom is pregnant with the gardeners baby.
"Jill belongs to such a weeblow I swurr, I heard her daddy is havin an affiar. With my mommas cousins uncles sister."
Weeblow by Leena July 12, 2004