slapdick 

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

slapdick by Aubtin March 10, 2008

slapdick 

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

slapdick by Fred July 23, 2004

Slapdick 

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

Slapdick by wolf15668 October 11, 2013

SlapDick 

Can be used as a rude way to say Kick rocks, go away, and also a conversation ender.

Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!

Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.

Person 1:....... ok :(......

SlapDick by Kamikaze Kam April 9, 2020

slapdick 

A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.

*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt

The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!

slapdick by The Black 🌚 December 24, 2020

Slapdick 

A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.

Heyy Slapdick how about you come over here and drink a beer?

Slapdick by TheSauce01 December 25, 2013

slapdick 

Someone who is equal parts dunce and douche-bag.

Someone who has nothing to offer.

I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.

Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.

slapdick by AmandaHugankiss April 24, 2010