muttie
muttie by chatlorearchivist August 28, 2018
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ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt
“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”
ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021
mutterficker
mutterficker by Armin G. From L.A. February 29, 2004
mattiela
mattiela by mattielaismyotp January 9, 2019
mutting it
mutting it by Atyourdadhouse September 21, 2017
Mattie
Mattie is a walking goddess.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
Mattie by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018
Mutterlicious
Some one with a small penis who is usually fat and lives in their moms basement eating deep fried twinkies, and has a computer full of gay porn.
Mutterlicious by poopofthepoops October 2, 2010