A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.
Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.