A Picture 

A way to describe something you find beautiful and want to remember.

(Me looking at my cat at any given time) "Look at you baby, you're so cute you're a picture."

(While outdoors) "Look at this scenery, it's a picture."

A Picture by Millie Hagen April 30, 2020

A picture is worth 280 characters.

A Liar-in-Chief’s immoral equivalent of “A picture is worth a thousand words.” When a caustic, narcissistic, racist, supremacist, or xenophobic tweet has the same negative or nauseating effect as a fake or frightening GIF.

In TrumpWorld, or among an obscene number of morally corrupt Trumpublican lawmakers, a picture is worth 280 characters.

A picture is worth 280 characters. by Covido February 8, 2022

take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

take a picture, it'll last longer! by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Hang a Picture 

Partaking in party favors in a separate room. Derived from the sound it makes in other rooms while breaking it up on the wall with a ligher, phone etc.

You guys wanna dip out quick and go hang a picture? I need a pick me up.

Hang a Picture by Lok-weeeeeee August 24, 2021

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!

A phrase people say when someone creeping stares way too hard at a person or an object.

Girl: "Damn, why is he staring so fucking creepy at me?"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"

Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer! by therealchronicles February 15, 2020

Hang A Picture 

A polite and discreet excuse used by someone leaving a group event to engage in sexual intercourse.

I’m sorry that I have to leave so early, but I really need to head home to help my roommate hang a picture.

Hang A Picture by I’m Humerus September 5, 2018