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Originally defined as "to laugh while drinking so that your beverage comes out your nose, or the sound one makes while doing this", it has since also acquired the meaning of making fun of something in the manner of Daily Sporfle, i. e. to take bad grammar literally and talk or write as though it means what it actually said, rather than what it was intended to mean.
1. (Im person A)So then, out of the blue, Chris starts singing Yankee Doodle!

(IM person B)*sporfles*

2. From a story: Red and gold hangings struck her (Hermione's) eyes.

A commenter: "Ow! My eyes! Stupid hangings!" Hermione muttered.
sporfle by P.Cranefly July 20, 2008
Related Words
Foam covers on the end of the mics that prevent "popping" (Definition: Origin: comedian Hugh Laurie, by way of comedian/author/actor Stephen Fry, by way of Patrick A. Keane.)
My P's and B's sound too sharp. Is there a spoffle around?
spoffle by Kathy Yu September 4, 2005
not having a partner for sports
this weekend i'm running alone again, oh how much i hate it to be a sporgle.
sporgle by steve1978 December 9, 2008
The act of frequent random acts of play after a bath, usually by a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. The act generally consists of carpet diving, nose first,bouncing around like a bucking bronco and twisting side to side while laying on their back. Sneezing is the preferred accompaniment.
My corgi snorfled all over the living room after his bath.
Snorfle by wrecknut January 15, 2013

sporgle, sporgles (sporty + single] 

A sporgle (from Sport and Single) is a straight, single, urban-based man or woman who is looking for someone to play sports together (or more).

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people.
I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people. so most of us are sporgles

Sporcleling 

The act of playing Sporcle on sporcle.com, often when one should be working or paying attention in class...WARNING! EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE!
Teacher: "Why didn't you finish your homework last night?"

Student: "I was up till 3am sporcleling...IT'S AN ADDICTION!"
Sporcleling by Peep91 May 17, 2009