glopped 

man trying to ejaculate but it clogs up like cheese and becomes painful like shooting stones

"oh god hes glopped again" "shit mate i keep glopping"

glopped by c-bl$$ing & r-schw$$ng February 6, 2007

Glopped 

To be zoned out(spaced out) or just fucked.

“Hey man, you good? You look glopped.”
“Yo!!! That man just got glopped!”

Glopped by Benweezy June 21, 2019

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Glooped 

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

Glooped by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

glopper 

One who glops; A masturbator.

Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.

glopper by tom101 August 4, 2003

glomped 

past tense of glomp

dude 1: did you see girl 1? she glomped dude 2!
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*

glomped by mage wilson June 20, 2007

Gopped 

Superbly fucked up on drugs

Thow it away or your'e gopped

Gopped by eXTCportal November 15, 2017