quotas 

Making sure everyone gets to dance in the spot light, even though everyone can't dance. Not uniformly applied- may be necessary to justify by invoking the absurd logic of- entitlement, or long ago and far away, in another strange world with completely different standards, someone did me wrong, and now you owe me

The quotas for the position of managing director dictate that a really dumb guy needs to be hired.

quotas by Idon'tdance September 25, 2003

tre quotas 

a word used by a select white people in a way to make fun of negros, but also reiterating how money , definition 4 part 2, something is

yo dat tee is money and tre quotas

tre quotas by jdizzle October 3, 2004

Hour quotas 

Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?

Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"

Hour quotas by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

scare quotes

Scare quotes, shudder quotes, or sneer quotes are quotations around a word or phrase to show that a term is used in a nonstandard, ironic or special sense. Can also, imply skepticism or disagreement or a opposite sense. A complete other definition means words or phrases that are quoted to scare the reader or in a political campaign to smear a opposing candidate. They also define estrangement or cause something to seem unfamiliar in a supernatural way.

Scare quotes example: I love "everything". Meaning that person doesn't love everything.

scare quotes by AtomicCoding December 31, 2015

Lemon Demon Quotes 

Sharks exist in real life (WOAH)
What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
(SCREAM)
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
🎶Pizza Heros 🎶
I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France

I’m sorry if you read this but Lemon Demon quotes are funny

Lemon Demon Quotes by SwagToastOwO January 26, 2022

incorrect quotes

An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic.

Person A: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Person B: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Person C: Smad.

Person A: I lost Person B, have you seen them?
Person C: What do they look like?
Person A: *crying* THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL/LIKE AN ANGEL/etc.

Person A: I need you to be totally straight with me.
Person B, an LGBT person/character: *nervous laughter*

incorrect quotes <-- there, the word being defined :)

incorrect quotes by Perov November 6, 2017

Quatasia 

Brave , curious, can be shy, sexy, classy, fancy, ambitious, driven, kind, giving, loyal, respected, confident , wild yet adventurous, witty, mysterious, intelligent , energetic -a whole force to reckoned with, a little hood but sophisticated, thoughtful, can be a tomboy, she be knowing, spiritual, nurturing, miss> understood!

Quatasia - a warrior princess!

Quatasia by Quatasia November 24, 2020